I am Jack. I am gray and white and quite handsome. I live with two humanoids and an idiot. The humanoids say he is my brother Beni, but he is not. He is my minion. We have not a big house. I say it is too small. I do have a nice perch, but Beni tries to take my perch, so I push him out. I box him but he bites my face. He is an idiot. I do not waste my time with the likes of him or the humanoids. I have bigger plan. I am going to rule the world.