5.04.2010

Curse the stupid humanoid glass barrier!!!! I want to get out. I want to get out NOW. There are feathered things out there and I need to get to them. They are chirping. They are eating seeds two inches from me. I need to get out there and bite them. NOW!! I watched the idiot try to get to them. He is such an idiot. He crouched down and made to spring and when his idiot body couldn't twitch any more, he launched himself at the feathered things. He smashed his face into the barrier. He was dazed. He is such an idiot. I would never make such a stupid mistake. Instead, I stare at my humanoids and yell at them to open the barrier. I yell and yell in between clicking at the feathered things. My humanoids ignore me! Someday I will get out. I will then eat the two big feathered thing and the little feathered thing with the red head. He hops a lot. It irritates me. I want to kill it. My humanoids are the worse humanoids on this miserable planet. They keep leaving out the seed things to bring in the feathereds all in an attempt to torment me. Well, worry not. I shall have my revenge. No mere glass barrier can contain me for long. All I need is to knock something heavy into it and smash my way through. I have it! I will go use the idiot....

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