My humanoids left me! They actually left me!! I saw the black boxes come out, I even laid on the clothes myself, but that didn't prevent them from leaving. I thought sure they would just be out for the day, but noooo. They had to be gone for a whole week. The idiot was such a baby, he cried all night. Personally, I chose to take the high road and sleep on the humanoids' pillows...after I got out of the litter box. It doesn't matter. I am above such concerns as humanoid vacations and care about it as much as I would for the idiot. What annoys me to no end is the replacement humanoid they sent in. She smelled like...like.......canine. Ugh. I shudder at the thought. This odorous humanoid supplied the food and water, but she is smart like the idiot. She left the green plant things down within reach. My regular humanoids would never have left them like that for me. They were oh, so delicious. I got to smash the idiot in the face many times for trying to eat my green plant thing. I also pushed him off the cozy spot on the bed. It is my spot. The idiot was so pathetic when our humanoids finally came back....cuddling up to them like a low born......puppy. He even got to sleep next to them! I maintained a sense of decorum, rolling on my back to show off my handsome belly in case they missed it while they were gone. I then followed them from room to room to see if they had brought back anything for me. Pitiful humanoids. They never bring anything back for me. I don't even care that they are returned. I will give them the cold shoulder from my perch. At least I don't have to smell the canine humanoid anymore. Humph!