Today was an exercise day. The idiot was annoying to me so I followed him around the house. I lay in wait for him, crouching in the shadows, and every time he laid down, I would bite him in the leg. Ha ha! The idiot would tear off through the house and I would sleekly (like a panther) run him down. We would tussle and he would run away. After a few minutes, he would try to lay down again and I would strike! The idiot thinks he can run faster than me, but he is an idiot. I am much more faster. It was good to exercise today. I feel very fit and awesome. Ha. I am such an athlete. Now I must rest my handsome body. I will spend the rest of the day in my perch while the idiot cowers.