I was nestled in my perch watching the idiot. He is licking the curtains next to where the humanoid sleeps. That is my spot. I step down off my perch and creep over to the bed. I bite the idiot on his leg! Ha! He runs away. I give him a good glare to let him know he is an idiot. Then I go back to my perch. I like my perch. It is time for another nap. Then I will continue plotting to take over the world.