My humanoid is lazy. I wanted my humanoid to get up first thing this morning, but she wouldn't, so I took matters into my own hands. I jumped up on the bed where she was laying and proceeded to lecture her on the laziness of humanoids. I made sure that I was positioned close to the ear so my humanoid would hear me. I made sure I spoke loudly. I made sure I was persistent. We felines are certainly not lazy, needing only a mere 22 hours of sleep per day. I was sure to mention this in my lecture. My humanoid did not seem pleased and the next thing I knew, I was being pushed off the bed. This made me very mad. So I scratched the fabric thing around the bottom of the bed. I heard my humanoid yelling, but I ignored her like she ignored me. Ha. When the pillow came flying at me, I decided to leave such an uncivil place and take a nap in my perch. Tomorrow I will try again to lecture my humanoid.