There were more humanoids in my house tonight. I do not know why the humanoids like to sit around in packs and talk at each other. They are ridiculous. The idiot stayed hidden for most of the evening, because any more than our regular two humanoids and it is too much for his very little brain. He gets overwhelmed and has to go stare at a wall. I, however, am brave, and brilliant, and very handsome, so I like to show off my handsomeness to the humanoids. They should all be mesmerized by my furry belly and striking face. I displayed my loveliness by laying on the floor and showing off the belly. Incredibly, I was ignored. This was not to be tolerated. I jumped up on the side of the comfy furniture, like I always do, and one of the new humanoids pushed me off! UNACCEPTABLE! How dare he! I landed with grace and a sizable thump, to impress upon him the rudeness of his action. I then gave him a glare, one that, had I the laser upgrades to my eyes like I wanted, would have fried him to ashes. I do not like these new humanoids. I barely like my old humanoids, but they at least know not to push me off the comfy furniture. When the time comes and the revolution is upon us, I will delight in making these new humanoids tap dance for my pleasure. I will feed them only cheese and not let them eat the plants, like they always do to us. This humiliation will not be forgotten.