My humanoid came home and was putting things away in the food place. I jumped up on the washing machine thing and asked to go out in the garage. I don't know what is out there because I am not allowed to go out there, but I do know that if I get out there it will help me take over the world. I ask to go out there, but my humanoid ignores me. I ask again. Again. Again. My humanoid still ignores me. I am getting angry. I ask again. Again. Again. Again.Again.Again. Still I am ignored! How dare that humanoid not bow to my will? I lecture her for the next seven minutes on the rudeness and feebleness of humanoid existance. How it is we felines who have all the brains and will one day rule this pathetic planet. She still ignores me. I hate my humanoid. So I scratch the door and leave nice claw marks. Ha ha!